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Rocky, Rocky, Rocky!

August 9, 2007

Hello again folks. We’ll have to pick up on the buy/fix/sell steps next week because I just can’t help but share pictures of my new addition with you. Everyone please say hello to Rocky! (You can see his pictures below.) Rocky is a tiny french bulldog that I bought a couple of weeks ago from a breeder in Utah. His name is Rocky because of his black eye and his “get what he wants” attitude.

Rocky has many hobbies, but he mostly enjoys peeing in the hallway, pooping in the kitchen, and chewing on my shoes. His other favorite activities include eating poisonous plants and black mushrooms when I’m not looking. Lovely.

Rocky also enjoys putting his flat nose into ant beds to see how many of them can crawl onto his face before I rescue him. Putting frogs into his mouth is also entertaining. He also has fun playing with, no scratch that, CHASING other dogs, especially the ones that are about 10 times his size. (He’s a very confident dog.)

Some of his recent accomplishments include learning how to sit. It only took 15 minutes of training. I’m such a proud daddy! He most looks forward to doggie school, which starts on Tuesday. Once he understands the basics from doggie school, he plans to become a member of myHouseDeals.com. He’ll start with wholesaling and work his way up to rehabbing.

So what does this mean for you? You better get your 30-day free trial to myhousedeals.com before Rocky starts gobbling up all of the deals! Go to www.myhousedeals.com/freetrial to start today.

Happy (and profitable) investing!

Doug and Rocky

P.S. Click on any of the images below to view larger versions of these pictures…

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Pics from my trip to Montanta and Canada

July 26, 2007

I’ve been working extremely hard for the last few months, providing more deals and investor training to members of myHouseDeals.com than ever before. I decided it was time for a break. So last week, I went with some friends to the wilderness. We spent 7 days in Glacier National Park in Northern Montana and Waterton National Park in Canada. We had a great time and took plenty of pictures to prove it. I uploaded the best for you to see. Click on any of the images below to view pics.

Enjoy!

Doug Smith
President
myHouseDeals.com

P.S. While I was away, members of myHouseDeals.com received information on 253 wholesale deals and motivated seller leads. How many of those properties did you look at or buy? If you answer is zero, you need to get a 30-day FREE Trial to myHouseDeals.com right away. Just go to http://www.myHouseDeals.com/freetrial to start your free trial now.

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You vote! Which is your favorite posting?

July 5, 2007

Let’s do something different this week. This is your chance to interact with this blog and vote on your favorite posting! Read through the postings on this blog and then click on the image below to vote and view the results. (NOTE: A new window will open) Enjoy! – Doug Smith, President, myHouseDeals.com.

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Civil War Erupts at myHouseDeals.com

June 21, 2007

“Is it maroon or is it brown?” That was the divisive question that was unexpectedly thrust upon the staff at myHouseDeals.com on Tuesday morning.

This simple question brought a halt to all business. For about 60 minutes, wholesale deals went unapproved, member questions went unanswered, and updates to the website … don’t even think about it.

It all started when Alex Soares, the regional coordinator for Chicago, walked through the front door at approximately 8:55 AM…

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“Good morning Alex. Nice brown shirt,” exclaimed Lauren, the Houston/DFW coordinator, as she greeted Alex.

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Alex thanked her and resumed walking to his office. “I absolutely LOVE that maroon shirt,” said Elise, the NYC/Boston coordinator. “Where’d you get it?”

Elise comments on shirt

Again, Alex responded, although a little puzzled by her color choice, and proceeded to his office.

Lauren overheard Elise’s comments about the shirt and commented, “Hey Elise, nice try, but it’s brown. Duh!” (Lauren was NOT in a good mood because she hadn’t had her coffee yet.)

Elise responded, “I may not be a fashion designer, but I know my colors, and maroon is maroon is maroon. And that shirt is maroon if I’ve ever seen maroon!”

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One thing led to another and before you know it, the entire office was in on the debate. And they quickly chose sides. It was as if everyone had an unwavering opinion on this important matter, including me. Any idiot would know that this is a BROWN shirt!

The battle lines were drawn. Elise and Travis (programmer) were certain it was maroon. Lauren and I insisted it was brown. Alex was caught in the middle. During all the commotion, all he could think was “And to think, I could have prevented this. I almost wore pink today, but I chickened out.”

The argument begins

Alex was about to reveal his opinion of his own shirt. But then he saw a fang poking out of Travis’s mouth and quickly sealed his lips. He backed down even further when he saw the hair stand up on the back of my neck.

No need to worry. Travis and I ARE werewolves, but we only kill once or twice a month. And this was our off day. Here’s a pic of me in full form. (I know, very intimidating.) …

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Back to the story.

What started as a friendly conversation had quickly developed into a verbal dispute. And the verbal dispute … into finger pointing … and then, into an all-out civil war. Let’s just say, we took this matter outside. Elise looks like she’s done this before…

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Watch your skull Travis! Lauren looks sweet but she’s a scrapper. I’m dead meat…

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The fighting continued, but a light drizzle led us back inside. (We’re aggressive, yet sensitive.) It was a short fight but a fight with many battle scars, both physical and psychological. The wounds are almost too gruesome to mention here, but I’ll do my best to illustrate …

Lauren stumped a toe. (It hurts just looking at it)…

Lauren stumps her toe

Travis fell backwards in his chair. Some think he was pushed. (I can’t take it anymore!)…

Travis falls

Lauren stapled Elise’s hand. (Please, make it stop!)…

Elise gets stapled

Alex got a paper cut. (I can’t look!)…

Alex gets a papercut

And I spilled coffee on shirt. (Heeeeellllppppp!)…

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So if your wholesale deal wasn’t approved on Tuesday morning or your calls went unanswered, I hope you understand that we had “stepped away from our desk”. And that we did “return momentarily”.

We apologize for the inconvenience and promise that it won’t happen again because we finally reached a compromise. A peace treaty of sorts. The staff of myHouseDeals.com hereby agrees that the shirt is …

Brown-roon!

Although difficult to reach, this compromise was necessary. And business is now back to normal. We are back to providing you with more deals and investing tips than you can handle. And we are now much wiser because of this dispute. We finally realized that …

A myHouseDeals.com divided against itself cannot stand.

Until next time, happy (and profitable) investing!

Doug Smith
President
myHouseDeals.com

P.S. We want to know. Is it brown or maroon? Make a comment on this post and let us know what YOU think! (Brown! Brown!)

P.P.S. Now that I have your attention, don’t commit real estate fraud! You want to be rich and free. Not rich and in jail. I’ll talk more about avoiding the slammer next week. Yes, finally something real estate related!

“It’s Not Right!” cried Paris Hilton to myHouseDeals.com

June 14, 2007

This just in.

In an attempt to turn her life around and start a career, Paris Hilton used her jail time wisely to successfuly put a house under contract on Tuesday, June 12. (Apparently, the jail has a phone and fax machine.)

According to her publicist, Paris initally considered rehabbing and re-selling the property for maximum profits, but after discovering myHouseDeals.com, she chose to wholsale it for quick cash. “Wholesaling is like so hot right now,” explained Paris.

Here is a picture of the house…

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Paris has chosen a unique real estate investing strategy. She will focus only on pink houses. But according to Paris, she’s somewhat flexible, ”I’m like so open to buying houses that aren’t pink but are like still hot. But yucky houses are like so out even if they are pink.”

Her real estate investing career seemed to have gotten off to an excellent start. One call, one fax, and one house under contract. But things soon went awry. 

These are the facts as we understand them: Yesterday, June 13, at approximately 3:00 PM Central Time, Paris posted the property above on myHouseDeals.com as a Wholesale Deal. Five minutes later, Lauren Fowler, a regional coordinator for myHouseDeals.com, rejected the deal. The reason? It only had $10,000 in equity and $15,000 is the minimum.

Before Lauren could fully explain the reason for the rejected deal to Paris, Paris reacted in a highly professional manner, as expected …

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When Paris caught her breath she cried,

“Lauren, it’s not right!”

She continued, “This is like, so whatever. That deal is hot and Lauren knows it. MyHouseDeals.com is like freakin lucky to have this deal, ya know.”

Earlier today, Paris commented on the situation, “I like so want to thank my fans right now for their support of me and my wholesale deal. I’m like learning and growing so much from this real estate thingey. Even though this is like total crap. It’s like, that house just needs carpet and paint and like some cute decorations or whatever”.

In a written statement, Lauren commented, “Her deal is being treated the same as everyone else’s deal. She is receiving no preferential treatment. And yes, that is a hot house. But not a hot deal. $15K is $15k. Those are the rules. And our members demand good deals.”

One upset investor commented, “We don’t care about no Paris Hilton.” Yet the investor continued to follow this story as it developed. It was if he was watching a train wreck and couldn’t look away.

Back to Paris…

Although Paris was outraged, she was also disappointed and depressed about her rejected deal. According to her attorney, Paris Hilton is “doing as well as she can. She is taking a break from investing for now. She’s focusing on clearing her mind by cleaining the facilities.”

Paris cleaning the prison grounds…

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Although Paris’s first deal has turned sour, rumors are circulating that this isn’t Paris’s last real estate endeavor. Word has it that she is trying to get a “condo” under contract. Not many details are available right now. All we know is that it’s unit #26 in an unknown building…

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Best of luck in your investing Paris. Sorry we couldn’t post your wholesale deal. And go get ‘em on that “condo” deal!

Doug Smith
President
myHouseDeals.com

P.S. If you haven’t signed up for the 30-day FREE Trial to myHouseDeals.com yet, sign up now at www.myHouseDeals.com/freetrial.

Me Giving the Best Man’s Speech at Brother’s Wedding

June 7, 2007

My twin brother, Trent, got married a couple of months ago. I was the best man, so I gave a speech. The video of my speech is below. I got a little choked up at the beginning as I paid respects to three of my grandparents who have passed away. But I recovered and proceeded to poke fun at my brother for the next few minutes. Enjoy!

Doug Smith
President
myHouseDeals.com

The Money Tree

May 31, 2007

As you may recall, my friend Robert was outraged last week when I took his Cadillac out for an “unauthorized” spin. And when he found the $20 bill that Wendel left in the car, he shouted, “Doug, Tell Wendel that if he wants his $20 bill, he’ll have to pry it out of my right fist!”

But that wasn’t the end of the story… 

The next day, Robert woke up in a better mood and was no longer “fightin mad”. He just wanted the $20 bill and anything to do with my little ”test drive” out of his life. So he grabbed the $20 bill and threw it out his back door and onto his lawn. As he hurled the wadded-up $20 bill, he exclaimed, “I don’t want any reminders of that day. I’m over it!” Here’s a pic of Robert hurling the $20 bill…

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I watched as he threw the bill, but I didn’t try to retrieve it because I didn’t want to bring up hard feelings again. I just let it rest in the back yard, figuring the wind would probably blow it away.

A couple of days passed, and life had resumed back to semi-normal. I was still living at Robert’s house because my house wouldn’t be ready for move-in until 4 or 5 days.  And I was still enjoying the ammenities that Robert’s income affords. One of those ammenities happens to be his swimming pool.

I enjoy swimming in his pool a couple of times a week. And usually, it’s pretty uneventful. But just the other day, during one of my swims, I noticed something peculiar. It appeared that there was a little bit of money sticking out of the ground. I thought that it must be the $20 bill. But I went to check it out anyways.

And I quickly realized that it wasn’t just a $20 bill. The $20 bill had turned into a real life MONEY TREE! I was amazed at what had become of it. Here’s a picture of the money tree that grew…

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My first instinct was to take the money and spend or invest it. But then I thought, “Hey Doug, this is Wendel’s money. I should return it to him.” So I went to another one of Wendel’s rehab projects with plans to leave it on the front porch. While I was at his property, I called him and said, “Hey Wendel! This is Doug. You left a $20 bill in the Caddilac. Robert threw it onto his lawn. And it turned into a money tree! I’m leaving the tree on your porch for you to pickup next time you’re in the area.”

Here’s a picture of me trying to drop off the money tree… 

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Wendel replied, “That’s great! But you can keep the tree Doug. I don’t need it. I already have a much bigger money tree. You see, MyHouseDeals.com is my money tree.” I replied “Very well, I’ll keep the money tree and try to make it grow myself.” Wendel wished me good luck, and we hung up.

Surprisingly, the money tree grew an extra branch while I was at Wendel’s property. But I thought nothing of it. I was already thinking of the different ways I could get this money tree to double in size. Here’s a picture of me thinking of ways to make it grow…

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But I didn’t sit there and think for long. I jumped right into action. First, I tried watering it….

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But no growth.

Then, I tried singing to it. I sang a few of my favorite Johnny Cash tunes. Here’s me singing “Ring of Fire”…

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But still no growth.

Then, I took the tree to an attorney to get his opinion…

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But the money tree didn’t grow. Instead, it actually got very weak and almost died! And so did I!

Out of frustration, I decided to take it to the bank and deposit it.

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But when they told me that I’d earn under 2% interest on the money, I bolted outside and hollared, “I’m a real estate investor by golly. Members of myHouseDeals.com and I can beat 2% in our sleep!” I was frustrated, to say the least…

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After all of my efforts, I still couldn’t get it to grow. So I did what I rarely do. I gave up. And I put the tree in the closet in our office.

And then Alex and Elise, the regional coordinators for Boston, Chicago, and the NYC/Tri-State area, had an idea. They said, “Hey Doug. We’re going to the Real Estate and Wealth Expo in Dallas this weekend. Why don’t we take it with us? Since it’s a money tree, maybe it’ll grow if it’s surrounded by people who are making money from real estate investing!” Always the skeptic, I said, “Fat chance!” But they took it anyways. Here are a couple of pics of them in Dallas last weekend…

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Notice the money tree in this one…

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When they came back, Alex and Elise informed me that the money tree was a big hit. Everyone seemed to love it and it drew them to our booth.  They also said that dozens of members of myHouseDeals.com stopped by to share their success stories. And every time they did, the money tree grew.

In fact, all of the chit chat about real estate investing and huge profits made the money tree DOUBLE in size. It was enormous. Look at it now!…

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Talk about a huge money tree! It’s actually gotten so large that I cannot reveal it’s exact whereabouts for security purposes. Ok, I will anyways. The money tree is safely resting on Elise’s desk.

And the tree is growing daily as we get emails and phone calls from members who are buying properties and reaping huge profits from the deals on myHouseDeals.com. Here are just a few of the members who are profiting … www.myhousedeals.com/testimonials.asp.

The staff and I have enjoyed the money tree so much that we want you to have one, too. So we’ve placed a small money tree in the Wholesale Deals section of myHouseDeals.com and another one in the Motivated Sellers section.

Now it’s your turn to buy and profit from the properties listed on those pages, and make YOUR money tree grow! To sign up for the 30-day FREE Trial, just go to www.myHouseDeals.com/freetrial now.

But remember, if you want your tree to grow, keep it close to your wholesale deals and rehab projects but far far away from savings accounts … and especially attorneys!

Until next time,

Happy (and profitable) investing!
Doug Smith
President
myHouseDeals.com

Doug’s Day Out

May 23, 2007

Like I mentioned last week, I’m moving into a new house that I bought a few months ago. I’ve done a major rehab on it, and it’s SUPPOSED to be ready for move-in here in a week or so. We’ll see!

But until it’s ready, I’m homeless, so I’m staying in my good friend, Robert Hamlin’s house. But don’t feel too sorry for me. After all, it is a $1.5 million house! I keep joking with Robert that I’m just going to rent my house after it’s done and move into his extra bedroom. I think he’s starting to get nervous. :-)

Living with Robert for a few days has had more perks than just hanging out in a nice house. You see, Robert’s a top Realtor here in Houston. #1 in gross sales at his company for the last 2 years running and #8 in the entire Houston metro area for 2 years running. And his success has afforded him another luxury that I’ve recently taken a liking to. It’s a nice ‘59 Cadillac in mint condition.

Unfortunately for me, Robert’s really picky about who he lets drive it, so I’ve never even asked him if I could take it for a spin. Frankly, I don’t think he’d let me. But on Sunday of this past weekend, an opportunity arose for a little devious behavior on my part. Robert happened to be working. I wasn’t. This is my story.

Since Robert was out working and another good friend, Tim Mai, was hanging out with his wife and son … I was bored! Here’s me sitting at Robert’s dining room table.

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Then I got an idea. Maybe, just maybe, I could take the Caddy for a little innocent “test drive”. I could satisfy my desire to drive the car, and Robert would never know about it… No harm, no foul. Here’s a pic of me plotting my drive in the car.

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I drove around town for a couple hours, careful not to dent or scratch it. Things were going really well, so my confidence grew. And I thought … Let’s make a day of this. So I went golfing. Fore!…

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After shooting well over a 100 in golf (as usual), I was frustrated. Oh, and hungry and thirsty too. So my best friend Shirley (by this point, I have named the car Shirley), went to my favorite hangout, Starbucks to relax…

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And I had some coffee and an apple fritter. Ahhh, what a life!…

me at starbucks

Then I said to myself, “Hey Doug. Why don’t you call a couple of members from myHouseDeals.com to see what they’re up to?” So I did. One of those guys was Wendel Jones. Turns out, he was checking on a house that he just fixed and sold. So Wendel and I agreed to meet up at the house. When I arrived, Wendel was proudly counting his money …

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Yes, those are all $20’s … totaling $2,000. But Wendel told me that he made much more than $2,000 on the house. He actually made $31,800 in profits. So Wendel and I posed for a nice picture to show off his profits…

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And then Wendel said, “This house looked awful before I rehabbed it. Do you want to see a before picture?” I said, “Sure! Why not?” So he showed me…

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Wow! Talk about a MAJOR rehab! And talk about finding huge profits from a property that most people would walk away from in disgust. This just goes to show you that no matter how ugly a property looks, there’s a good chance that you can make huge profits from it when you buy it at the right price. Choose to be the guy or gal who makes enormous profits from an ugly house, not the one who tells all of his friends how “there aren’t any good deals out there”. 

After I caught my breath, Wendel proceeded to tell me. “Hey Doug, do you realize that I’ve bought many more properties from your website than just this one?” “Great!”, I exclaimed. ”Tell me more.” And Wendel informed me that he’s bought 34 properties (both single family and commercial) from myHouseDeals.com over the last 2 or 3 years. And the profits from these properties add up to $607,500. So I said, “Heck! We’ve gotta get a pic of that!” So we did…

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And no, Wendel’s not grabbing up all of the deals. In most markets, we deliver 30 wholesale deals and 15 motivated seller leads to you each WEEK.  That’s 2,340 deals per year. So Wendel has bought just .49% of the available properties in the Houston area over the last 3 years.

Then I said, “Congratulations again Wendel. Keep it up! But I’ve gotta get back to my friend’s house to return the car and take a nap. Wendel, I’m exausted!” So I drove home (fender bender free), and took a nap…

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As I dozed off to sleep, I thought. Wow! What a day! I enjoyed the Caddy, the open road, a relaxing round of golf, goodies from Starbucks, and witnessed some huge real estate profits from a member of myHouseDeals.com. All this, and Robert would never know that I was even gone!

But unfortunately, luck wasn’t on my side.

Robert came home while I was sleeping on the sofa. And guess what! Inside the Cadillac, Robert found one of the $20 bills that Wendel was holding! It must’ve fallen into the car. Robert confronted me, “Doug where the heck did you go in my Caddy?!!!!” as he held up the $20. And I said, “I didn’t go anywhere. And how’d that get in there?” Here’s a pic of Robert confronting me…

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But Robert wasn’t playing those games. He said, “I know you took it for a spin, Doug. Admit it!” And I stuttered, “Uhhhh. Ok, maybe I did. Uhhh. But Wendel Jones put me up to it!”

And it’s crazy, but Robert actually believed me and let me off the hook. (I may not be so lucky next time.) But Robert didn’t go so easy on Wendel. In fact, Robert exclaimed, “Doug, Tell Wendel that if he wants his $20 bill, he’ll have to pry it out of my right fist!” I said, “Ok, I’ll relay the message.”

Hey Wendel! My suggestion to you … go flip another house. It’s much safer — and much more lucrative –than coming to get this $20!

That’s all for now. Hopefully, next time you read this blog I won’t be living under the freeway!

Happy (and profitable) investing! 

Doug Smith
President
myHouseDeals.com

P.S. While this story is more for fun and entertainment, the part about Wendel Jones making such large sums of money from the deals on the website is 100% true. And it’s possible for anyone with a “can do” attitude and a will to succeed. It’s your turn to be the next Wendel Jones. Get your start today by signing up for a 30-day free trial at www.myhousedeals.com/freetrial. See you there!

Mourning a loss

May 16, 2007

It’s not all work work work around here…

About a month ago, I was in the mall when I noticed something that caught my attention. It was an ant farm that glows in the dark. On the box, they called it a “Space Age Habitat for Ants” that contains a “miraculous gel derived from a NASA Space experiment”.  And as any reasonable person would have done, I bought it!

Here’s what it looks like…

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Cool, huh? 

Then I took it home and mailed off a card to buy some harvester ants from Canada. Apparently we’re fresh out of ants here in the U.S.  Fast forward about 3 weeks, and still no ants! I figured they lost my order. So I moved my ant farm into storage with the rest of my belongings. (I’m using storage while I move to my new house.)

And guess what! About 5 days after I moved the ant farm to storage, the ants arrived! But their ant farm was so far back in the storage container that I couln’t retrieve it without having numerous boxes and a huge sofa fall on my head. So I would have to find a way to keep them alive until I could get their “space age habitat” ready.

So I put them in a pickle jar. I poked holes in the top and put shredded wheat cereal (my favorite!) and some old ham (not so good) into the jar. I figured they could live for at least a couple of weeks in there. After all, they had all of the food they could ever need. I didn’t add dirt because I didn’t want them to get dirty and track that dirt into the “miracle gel”.

But I came into the office on Monday, and guess what! To my dismay … Half of them were dead. There were 20 total, so I only had 10 left. And I suspected that the other 10 would die soon at this rate. Since I still couldn’t get the ant farm out of storage and I didn’t really want to drive to the mall and buy another ant farm, I let the rest go free in the shrubs in front of my office! I figured they had a better chance of survival out in the wild than in my pickle jar.

Unfortunately, the 10 dead ants and the 10 living ants would never see their “space age habitat” … which I commonly refer to as “THE LAND OF MILK AND HONEY”. It’s really a shame. Their ant farm was going to be “ant heaven”. I’ll never forgive myself for ending the lives of 10 Canadian Harvester Ants and endangering the lives of 10 others. And really, I have no right to even ask for forgiveness.

What could’ve been for these ants…

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But what I can do is pay my respects to them for the joy that they brought to my life and the lives of the staff here at myHouseDeals.com for the few days that they were actually alive. So today, we had a ceremony and burial for the dead ants. Here’s the toombstone for their mass grave…

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The staff and I wore black to show our mourning of their deaths and the probably deaths of the others. Here is the staff trying to console me on the loss of the ants. Travis, the application developer, is on the left. Alex, the Chicago regional coordinator and the JV coordinator is 2nd from the left. Elise, the coordinator for Boston and the NYC/Tri-state area is 3rd from the left. Lauren, the coordinator for the Houston and DFW areas is on the far right. That’s me down on a knee in mourning…

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I was inconsolable as they tried to remove me from the gravesite….

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Just looking at that picture brings back painful memories. 

There is one ant that we’ll all miss in particular. His name is Antony Harvester. Here is his obituary…

Antony Harvester, 2 months old, of Canada, passed from this life Monday, May 14, 2007, surrounded by his fellow harvester ants, his owner Doug Smith, and the staff at myHouseDeals.com. Funeral services were held at 10:30 a.m. Wednesday, May 16, 2007, on the front lawn of the myHouseDeals.com office. Burial followed at at the same location.

Antony was well known and well respected by the other harvester ants in his colony. He is probably most known for encouraging the other ants to “eat some sugar and hang on tight” right before departing Canada on his voyage to Texas. It’s as if he knew it would be a long and bumpy ride, but a ride worth taking. His encouragement led to a 100% survival rate of the ants from shipment to arrival.

Antony was very active in his colony. Some of his accomplishments include…

  • Named “Most likely to build functional yet aesthetically pleasing tunnels” by his peers in the tunneling profession.
  • Semi-Finalist in the Canadian ant bench press competition. Antony bench pressed 31 times his body weight with perfect form. The average ant can only lift 20 times its body weight.
  • Named to the list of “10 Sexiest Ants Alive” and by Ant Weekly, the species leading magazine. Pundits believe that his strikingly handsome exoskeleton led him to be included in the list.

Although Antony didn’t have a spouse or any children, he is survived by the dozens of other harvester ants that he inspired to live every day to it’s fullest. In these ants, and in the lives of the staff at myHouseDeals.com, Antony lives on.

Here’s a picture of Antony in his prime…

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He will be missed. And so will the other harvester ants who recently perished in my pickle jar.

Memorial donations will be accepted in the form of you signing up for the 30-day free trial at www.myHouseDeals.com

Sincerely, 

Doug Smith
President
myHouseDeals.com

Welcome to my new blog!

May 4, 2007

Hello fellow real estate investors,

I’ll be using this blog to give you updates on my life, tell you what’s going on with myHouseDeals.com, give you updates on the latest real estate investing tips and trends, and more. So stay tuned!

But no real estate stuff today. Instead, I’ll begin by clarifying something that comes up several times a week here at myHouseDeals.com. We get the question, “Why are you operating different websites under different names? On myHouseDeals.com, your name is Doug Smith and on other investing sites, your name is Trent Smith. Sounds to me like you’re a scammer!”

The answer? I’m a twin! Check out the pic below of me and my brother, Trent. He’s the one on your left. I’m the one in the red on the right. In case you’re wondering, Trent is older … but only by 1 minute!

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Trent and I grew up on a cotton farm in Lubbock, TX. Lubbock is about 2 hours south of Amarillo. It’s up in the Panhandle of Texas where, believe it or not, it actually snows! Here’s a pic of us as kids…

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We must’ve gotten hailed out that year b/c my brother and I are surrounded by wheat instead of cotton. I’m on the right … I think :-)

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Our first business venture! We sold Kool Aid for 10 cents per cup. And then got greedy and went for 25 cents per cup. Profits plummeted. We realized that if we charged only 10 cents, people felt sorry for us and tipped us $1 or more. But at a quarter … no tips! We went out of business 1 year later because we could no longer fit in our lemonade “retail center”. I’m on the right.

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Want some? I didn’t think so.  (I’m on the left.)

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I’m on the left. Trent’s on the right. It’s a pic of us in pre-K. We had just learned that we’d be in grade school for the next 13 years. And then we’d be in college for another 4. And that we wouldn’t be able to buy a property on owner financing and sell it on a wrap-around mortgage for at least 15 years. You can imagine the shock.

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I still remember this pic. Trent had just hit me with a rock from his sling shot. I was pissed. But Mama said “Doug! At least put your arm around him for the picture”. Notice how I’m in perfect position to get him in the choker hold. We fought like cats and dogs growing up. But we were … and still are … best buds. (I’m on the right.)

More good stuff coming in a few days. Stay tuned!

Doug Smith
President
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